Somewhere between a character sheet, a galactic travel guide, and the lived experience of navigating the universe with a white cane, there is this shirt.
Multiverse combines tabletop RPG humor, a healthy dose of Hitchhiker’s Guide-style absurdity, disability humor, and the sort of character stats you only acquire through experience.
The character sheet includes:
Alignment: Mostly Harmless?
Survival / Initiative: Hopeful / Depends
Blindsight: 42 ft.
Improvised Weapon: Cane Fu
Languages: Common, ASL, and Dog
Towel: Equipped
Direction Sense: Ask the Dog
Multiverse Knowledge: Extensive
Common Sense: Situational
Hit Points: Still Here
And yes, the towel is equipped. Obviously.
This design was created by my good friend Jael, whose particular combination of RPG knowledge, Hitchhiker’s Guide appreciation, disability experience, and wonderfully questionable common sense made this character sheet possible.
Visual description for blind and visually impaired shoppers:
The design is shaped roughly like a large fantasy/RPG character-stat badge. Across the top, the word MULTIVERSE appears in very large cream-colored letters outlined in bright blue and dark navy. Beneath it is a bright blue ringed planet with a white towel draped over its rings. To the right is a dark blue book with yellow lettering reading DON’T PANIC.
The center of the design is a large blue-and-navy character-stat panel with two columns containing the character traits and answers listed above. The Languages row uses three symbols: the word “Common,” an ASL “I love you” hand sign, and a dog nose with sniffing lines.
Along the bottom are tumbling tabletop dice: a cream six-sided die, a large blue twenty-sided die marked 20, a yellow four-sided die, and a green six-sided die. Blue and yellow stars, swooping planetary rings, and thick dark outlines tie the whole design together. The overall look is bold, high-contrast, playful, and intentionally reminiscent of both tabletop gaming art and a cheerfully chaotic trip through space.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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