In Memory of McKala – Fitting Instructions Hoodie

This shirt was made for McKala, my daughter, before she passed in June of 2023. She adored this shirt and wanted fellow connoisseurs of dark and some would say inappropriate humor to boldly wear and possibly offend. Note: the word fitting was used here in the states by older generations and I think is still used in other countries is another term for seizure or to be having a seizure. Also a dress form is like a mannequin with no legs below the upper thigh, no arms just after the shoulder joint and a neck but no head. It has a pole coming out of the bottom ending in feet or wheels that keep it up right. People of every skill level from the amateur to the professionals use them to help fit, shape and design clothes.

Top line in Large white underlined text reads, “Fitting Instructions”, the second line in smaller white text reads, “ 1. Lie down on the floor.” Third line reads “2. Begin shaking uncontrollably.” Below that is a dress form laying on it’s side with cartoon lines indicating it’s shaking. The next line reads, “3. Vocalize strange alien noises.” In much smaller print beneath that right justified reads, “ Brought to you by Epilepsy”

On the left sleeve near the shoulder seam in small letters reads, flauntyourability.com so people can see where you go it, or take a picture of the address to remember where you got it or if you can’t spell worth a darn, or if you need to read it with a fancy app.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!